Sunday, December 24, 2006

Amazingly Real Drivers License Pictures

Thursday, December 21, 2006

All I Want for Christmas is...........

The Texans to be competitive. By now, everyone's heard all the VY crap so don't worry, I won't rehash it. Instead I'll show you what the Texans need to do to be competitive in 2007. It's a little easier than you may think.

Instruction to all talk show callers-don't worry about the 1st round pick. It's way too early to know who will or won't be there. At this point, our team is not loaded at any one position so we should simply take the best available player, regardless of position.

We have a decent defense under a new scheme with virtually all young players. Next year we should be better simply because of 1 more year playing together. The key will be for Mario Williams to recover from the foot injury. As it is, I wouldn't count on much of a pass rush from our D-line. Look for D-coordinator to blitz a little more next year since everyone will be much more familiar with the system.

GM Rick Smith will need to draft another LB since we're old/overpaid at this position other than Demeco Ryans. Obviously our DB's are horrible. I wouldn't be surprised to see a couple mid-level FA's signed here. Ken Hamlin is a great Safety we could plug in here but I don't see them getting him. But if we sign one FA in the off-season I'd hope it would be a starting corner or safety. It would beef up our coverage skills, the weak link amongst our D. Ideally, a new corner would allow Petey Faggins to return as a nickel back where he belongs. Too often this year he was beat on the deep ball. Just a couple tweaks on defense can turn this possible Top 15 defense into a legit Top 15 defense.

Now, let's look at that classic winning team. They normally have a stout D, which I mentioned we can have next year, and they also bring a good running game. Anyone that knows Coach Kubiak knows he has a good running back(s) each and every year. And almost always different ones every couple years. They've had 6 different RB's rush for 1,000 yards or more in the last 9 years. Impressive, indeed but who's going to be ours next year. Look for Domanick Davis to be cut. He's likely never going to be the same again and he makes way too much money. Instead we'll go to camp with Ron Dayne again the favorite (doing great the last few weeks) along with Wali Lundy the backup. I suggest we draft a RB high (1st or 2nd round) but if we don't we can probably get FA Ahman Green. He's been injured a bit recently but if he holds up would provide a legit RB threat. Green Bay is looking to cut ties with him and with his former Head Coach on our staff he may take a flyer on us. Also we'd give him a good opportunity to not only start next year but possibly excel with Kubiak's track record.

So we now have a solid D and an upgraded RB core. Next, David Carr will be cut. If we can't get a promising rook in the 1st or 2nd round then either go with Sage Rosenfels or pluck a FA. Either way, they aren't going to do much next year. However, they should do better than Carr, who's obviously mentally beaten up. Whomever it is will have a great group of WR's and TE's, arguably the most talented positions on our team. The line will be much improved next year as long as we aren't hit by the injury bug again next year. We'll have our starting OT's back. Look for Charles Spencer to become our best lineman next year (I know it's not saying much) at LT. We drafted him and another OT last year in the 3rd round. Look for us to draft 1-2 G's or C this year and continue our upgrading on the line. Look for these picks to be in the Top 5 rounds of the draft with one amongst the 1st 3 rounds.

I look for our upgrade in QB, albeit no great players himself, should open our O up tremendously. With the threat of the deep/intermediate pass teams won't be able to crowd the line. We'll still be in the bottom half of the league in offense but we should score at least 20 points a few times. More importantly, with our upgrade on the defense we should be much more competitive. I'd urge Kubiak to steal Jeff Fisher of the Tennessee's gameplan. Run the ball 60% of the time and try and control the clock. Keep our young D fresh. It's worked for them this year with the worst passing attack in the league. And if it can work with them, all together now, it can work for us.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Confirmation-Yao IS Hanging Out with Black People

Anyone that watched the racial draft knows that word is Yao had been hanging around black people and he is picking up many of their tendencies. Well, I have it confirmed. There is now evidence of this rumor. Yao was pissed after being called for a foul and he lets out a little steam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OAT0rSmWr4

Then check this one out and read his lips. He seems to love that one word doesn't he?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jss1xEzh5b4

Monday, December 11, 2006

Youtube's Top 10 List

The most played videos on Youtube of All-Time.

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/45283/

Enjoy!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Ali Rap

Just in time for Christmas comes a new book (they probably have a DVD and CD planned too)about Muhammad Ali or Cassius Clay as I like to refer to him. Since his name is in the news I figure it's my duty to try and change the public's misguided perception of him once and for all.

So let's see what we already know. Clay (or Ali to you) is arguably one of the greatest boxers in history. He changed his name to coincide with his conversion to Islam. He has Parkinson's disease (just like Michael J. Fox) and was a big Black Panther activist. His political views led him to protest the Vietnam War.

Many people think of Clay as a great noble person who stood up for his rights. In fact, many say he epitomizes America and what it stands for, namely standing up for your rights and expressing your opinions. But let me tell you what he should really be remembered for-making a mockery of professional sports.

First off, Clay was arguably the first of the "modern" athlete. And I mean this in the worst possible way. Go and turn on ESPN Classic, chances are they'll be showing one of his fights, that's all they ever show. What you'll see is a guy talking trash to his opponent in the ring and taunting him. Sure, it's a great strategy (throw the guy off mentally and take advantage) but it also made him arguably the first in a long line of disrespectful athletes. You know the ones everyone likes to point out as what is wrong with sports nowadays.

Before him, athletes carried themselves with class on and off the field. They'd flip a ball to the ref after scoring a touchdown. They'd round the bases quickly with their head down after a homerun. But Clay, no he had to have all the attention. He began making fun of his competitors in the ring. Outside of it, he did the same. He even made fun of journalists and anyone else he came into contact with like Howard Cosell. Why Cosell let him do this is beyond me.

If you think about it he gave way to the T.O.'s of the world. He gave way to the Latrell Sprewells, the Barry Bonds', the Stephon Marbury's. He made it cool to taunt the opposition when they were down. And it's funny today everyone cries that these players are punks. Yet somehow, Clay was spared this label. Now I was born at roughly the time his career ended so I'm just going by what I've seen in replay and read. But for everyone to annoint this guy a humanitarian and a noble Ameican? It's a joke. How about we label the guy the way he really is. A misguided, ignorant punk who deserves to be remembered at a fantastic boxer but a jerk of a person. But I forgot, the media gets to write the story and his controversy sold well back then. Hmm, I wonder then why they like him so much?

Religious Extremists in America

It's funny, we all think that all the extremists are in the Middle East and places like that. But we actually have many of them here in America. They just dress a little differently. Take a look here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ok4Hv0LQiIA